Welcome to Cursed Englishes, a project where I take the English language and make it worse.
I'll be updating this list every time I come up with an idea for something English doesn't have, and probably shouldn't have, but I still want to make it have.
I hope you enjoy your stay (as much as possible), and as we always say here at Cursed Englishes, It Could Always Be Worse(TM)
The Cursed Collection:
| Toneglish | Àt if Engìsh às a tóàl ànkùakè? |
| Prodropglish | What happened to English? Madeay it become a PRO-drop language. | Englese | Quālis se Englese'suum vocabulary sone entirement Latinate? | Beter Inglish Languish | Wot if Inglish's founihims en orsografy wer mor... Spanish-y? |